i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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