i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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