If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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