that's an acceptable place to lick
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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