I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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