It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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