pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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