I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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