We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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