I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He shit in the fireplace
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