Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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