i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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