Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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