what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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