I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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