ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
