She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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