I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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