Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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