We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize