i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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