The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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