What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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