I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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