Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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