I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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