I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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