ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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