The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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