Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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