that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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