Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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