he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
