a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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