Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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