YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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