The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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