Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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