I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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