fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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