i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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