haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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