I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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