Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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