This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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