I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
How drunk are you?
Completed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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