So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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