Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
