Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Kiss
Puke
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Boobs are out for the taking
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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