is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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