i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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