It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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