just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You took a bar mat shot.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
