you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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