Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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